Hello, gift-giving murderer!

So I woke up this morning, ready and energized (thanks to 3 cups of coffee) to go to work when I opened my front door and found three large boxes sitting there.  Oddly enough, they all had no return address, just mine including (obviously) my name.  So I dragged them inside, curious enough, and opened them right there.  THey were filled with stuff!  For my home!  Not new things, packed straight from a store, but older, gently-worn-in tpes of things.

Don’t get me wrong, some of it is awesome!  There’s this silver rimmed mirror that’s beautiful and a few matching wooden picture frames…

The thing is… I have no effin clue who sent me these things!!  I called my mother, she had no idea; I called my grandmother, both aunts, and brother… all said no.  My mother was actually freaked out by the whole situation and reminded me to lock all my doors and windows before going to bed.  I laughed really hard at her… I mean, what kind of evil genius gives you gives before he crawls into your house to kill you?

Anyway… whoever is sending me these things, Thanks!  I love the picture frames!