Political Rantings Courtesy of Someone Who Hates Politics…

So apparently Sarah Palin is dropping another puck at a hockey game.  Am I the only one that wants to scratch my eyes out when I hear any news about what this annoying woman is doing?  I mean, I’m not a political person.  I think that, for the most part, all the candidates every year are irritatingly irrational people who will say anything to make people like them, but something about this woman is beyond my normal dislike.  I hate her!!  Her voice, that accent, how ridiculously stupid she is… I mean, Alaska?  How in the world is a woman from Alaska supposed to understand what’s going on around here, in the actual United States? Alaska is pretty much Canada, and I don’t know about you, but I don’t want a practically Canadian woman becoming vice president.

I don’t mean to be a bitch but… I wish she would just go back to watching her Soap Operas and Opera, being a “hockey mom” back in Alaska, watching over her knocked up teenage daughter, and leave us the hell alone! Seriously, if I wasn’t already rooting for Obama because of the fact that McCain is, like, 170 years old, then I would because of this offensive woman who by no means represents me.

…to be honest, though, Obama has excellent views on woman’s rights.  I’m sure deep down he is, like all politicians, a terrible person, but he seems like the best damn terrible person out there.

Sorry to inflict my political views on you but, seriously, I hate her.